Recall Foucault and forget Badiou
His event fidelity is past due
Take a good care of thyself
Being da man is the only event!
Yo, Lacan-boy, who’s your daddy?
Your seminars forgotten already
Freud-da-man invented cocaine
You take your domain and go to Hell!
Here to tell that Heidegger sucks
Dasein has nothing to do with Flux
His critique of Technos is retarded joke
All in all he is a hoax
Professors-smartasses wannabe bossy
Acting saucy and talking glossy
The only one who was never pussy
Is my bother in arms, Althusser